Swamp Ass: Not so 'fresh'? You're not alone.

Its about to get real up in here...

While Swamp Ass does affect gamers worldwide, it also affects millions of people living in hot and humid climates.

I am not afraid to admit it: I get Swamp Ass just like my husband, my grandmother, and pretty much anyone else who lives through a hot and humid Iowa summer.  When the actual temperature is 82 degrees but the humidity in the air makes it feel like 105 (aka Heat Index), I don't care who you are- you're going to get Swamp Ass.

There are tons of deodorants on the market nowadays but most of them are loaded with chemicals that wreak havoc on the ladybits and they don't actually do anything about the situation- they just cover any odor with an artificial yet equally offensive odor.  You're not fooling anyone because something like this happens: 

... only instead of a room its your crotch.

So what do I do about it? Plain old baby powder and this: 

Naturally Fresh Body Deodorant Spray Mist

I get this at New Pioneer Food Co-op, but I'm sure you can find it other places with a bit of help from Google.  It comes in various scents but for reasons previously described I get the unscented kind. 

Reasons I use this over other products on the market:
-Hypoallergenic. 
-Fragrance free. 
-Paraben/PG free. 
-No aluminum chlorohydrate. 
-Formulated without harmful chemicals, propellants or perfumes
-No preservatives. 
-Cruelty-free. 
-Proudly made in USA.
-Cheap (~$4.00)

So if you also suffer from Swamp Ass, know these 2 things: You are definitely not alone, and you most certainly can do something about it.  Share any tips on dealing with Swamp Ass in the comments below and stay fresh, my friends.


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